In case...

[asteralison]

In case anyone is wondering (nobody is), I'm trying to write a CV after my MS, no relevant work history, I haven't worked in ages, so it's stressing me out. So of course I'm posting chapters here. Anything to keep my mind off of "how the hell do I get someone to lock me up in a lab, give me some experiments to do, and let me out when I'm done"?